NMVRZ.  We made it, we are here, game 13 of a 13 game regular seezon.   #1 overall pick Stanford bitch boy twink CMC broke his foot again, sending Dweb to a pathetic fazt food binge eating to cope with hiz fantazy lozz (260 poundz xD) .  Blintz Catzo Toppo saved up 10 weekz of fantazy loadz / ball refill to shoot 140 pointz all over the Cyber Plebz and make them sweat another week for the playoffz.  TCuppz survived and should send a christzmas card to Dalvin Cook and Deandre Swiftz shoulderz for making them unable to finish the game for RVW.  

PLAYOFFZ GLORYHOLE SCENARIO: RAPH- YOU'RE IN (YOU GOT 20 MINUTEZ LEFT OF UR HALF HOUR MAKE SHURE YOU POP!)

TOM - win and your in the playoffz gloryhole 

MARCO - win and your in (likely with the #1 overall seed in NMVRZ since shot so many fantazy loadz (pointz) 

GABE - 1259.7 pointz scored.... beat Tim (who haz averaged 131.4 pointz lazt two weekz) 

DWEB - 1257.5 draft wizard pointz scored... beat Geoff (who haz the QB1 thiz week Lamar Jackzon) score 2.3 pointz more than Gabe, and hez in the playoffz.  

BRANDON - you could lose this week and still make it in (but dweb and gabe would have to lose to) 

EDWARD - iz leonard 4nette gonna get 4 tdz again and pump you INTO the playoffz ? 

"4 TDZ ON TEEM DIZABILITY 40.4 POINTZ"                                         "NO MATTER WHERE U ARE, A 1/4 MILE AWAY, OR 1/2 WAY ACROZZ THE WORLD, WE WILL 

ALWAYS BE           NITEMOVERZ

MOVE OF THE WEEK:  Gabe - Trading away an injured WR (CeeDee BBC Lamb) for TE Dallas Godirt WR Tyler Lockett and RB Gordon.  Pizza gate started one of those guyz (Gordon) who scored 11.7 fantazy pointz and helped Gabe win the week.  Pizza Gate iz now 2.5 pointz ahead of Teem Draft Wizard (DWEB) and will be in the playoffz if he beatz Tim and scorez 2.5 pointz more than Dweb (azzuming Dweb winz).  

THIS WEEK IT SUCKZ 2 BE:  Brandon - dropping Dolphinz D/ST Wed Nov 24 a 7:34 AM (scored 25 pointz) for Bearz D (6.0 points).  RVW lozt this week by 7.5 pointz and will now play for hiz fantazy playoffz lyfe this week along with 5 other teemz.  

(DIS)HONORABLE MENTION:  Marco - burning a waiver pick on Cam Newton (6.1 pointz) juzt to troll Dweb, and now you lozt the Jamal Williamz waiver sweepstakez cuz u burned a waiver pick on Cam Newton?  im repeating myself and thatz a problem 

Megan Fox knew Shia Leboof would get raped by a tranzformer 

Thiz iz the 8th seezon in nitemoverz fantazy foozeball hiztory, and by far the mozt competitive.  6 hungry nitemover joez will be shooting all of therre pumpspray thiz Sunday for a shot at the playoffz.  In honor of thiz epic seezon I have decided to make a NMVRZ top 10 az Shia Leboof momentz / relationshipz.  

                                                                                        TOP 10 (AZ SHIA LEBOOF ARREZTZ / GIRLFRIENDZ)

1.USA TCUPPZ DOZZER (20 MIN left on ur half hour make shure you pop!) - Mia Goth - started seeing Shia in 2012 after the controversial "Nymphomaniac" came out.  On draft you made the controversial move of taking two tight endz in the first 4 rounds and ur laughing now.  You know whose not laughing now?  you guessed it, Shia leboof.  He knocked up Mia Goth and end up being a paymazter.  Ur team iz in the playoffz but it wont mean much if you dont win the chip.  Shoot ur load TCuppz and see what happenz.  

2.RVW - Kate Mara - went to dizneyland with shia and that was the end of that. Laboof came at her 5 different wayz but she shut him down every time.  Kate Mara's perfect bone structure greater than > anything shia leboof haz ever done.  started out the seezon scoring 61 pointz and look at u now, RVW.  

3.Fond O Napz - 2018 Shia sleepz with a gun, claimz to have "PTSD".  Defending ur chip next week and beat the cyber plebz or u will never forget thiz seezon.  ur not gonna let "Mahommez 96" turn into "Milez Sanderz crappy motel wi-fi 35" r u?

4.Cyber Plebz - Sia- claimed she had been 'hurt' by Laboof, calling him a 'pathological liar'.  cyber plebz were 'hurt' by the the michael pittman trade with 'pathological liar' fantazy manager dweb 

5.Peppa Pigskinz - 2020 - Shia charged with misdemeanor, battery, and petty theft.   Shia beat the crap out of a nobody for stealing his hat.  Leonard Fournette beat the crap out of a nobody fantazy team for using the draft wizard. 

6.PIzza Gate - 2017 - LeBeouf had an outburzt at a California bowling alley after a bartender refused to to serve him french friez.  Lamar Jackzon had an outburzt when ur Ravenz fantazy defenze did not allow him to score double digit fantazy pointz. 

7.Team Dizability - Megan Fox - put on by Tranzformerz director Michael Bay to 'pretend to like Shia' ... Megan knew he would get raped by a tranzformer.. and the fantazy godz knew I would get raped by Leonard "Four" 40.4 pointz nette 

8. Biz CaJ Tank Top - 2016 - Shia Leboof slapped a student in an elevator 'in the name of art' on december 5, 2021 you will slap dweb in the name of "no playoffz for teem draft wizard" 

9. Team Harvey - FKA Twigz - dated Shia for two good / great yearz before the 'relentlezz domeztic abuse' started.  u got 2 chipz and the crab gurl combo but drew the highezt scorer 3 our of the firzt 5 weekz of the 2021 fantazy seezon.  relentlezz fantazy abuze for u.  :/ 

10.  Blitz Catzo Toppo - 1996 Leboof stealz a pair of sneakerz at the age of 9.  Shia didnt go to Juvenile Hall.  He got raped buy a tranzformer 19 yearz later instead.